Ted Cruz is so deaf that one wonders if the gravitational displacement of millions of rolling eyes at once feeds his life force. The never-funny senator was at CPAC again this week, trying to poke fun at himself for literally leaving his constituents out in the cold just a week ago. “I have to say Orlando is awesome!” Said Cruz. “It’s not as beautiful as Cancun, but it’s good.”
Does he think it helped? Does he think at all?
Last weekend I spent too much time wondering what “Cancun Ted” Cruz was thinking – or not. Something about the image of him with a padded suitcase through the airport, his Texas themed face mask hiding what I could only imagine was a shitty smile, was a display of immodesty Olympian. The nerve!
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