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The universe has a message for Rudy, adjacent to porn

In a wild example of the universe finally trying to make up for the measure of humor that has been stolen from us this year, Rudy Giuliani gave a very important press conference at the Four Seasons in Philadelphia on Saturday… Total Landscaping Company.

Some people have suggested that the deselected president tweeted it before making sure the Four Seasons could be booked, and then the chain-smashed, smoking Trump staff member tasked with covering reality to match whatever ‘he blurted out, had to scramble to find something. to make it true. Others suggest that a poor lackey called a Four Seasons without checking to make sure it was the Four Seasons and a hilarious employee saw the Millennium Marketing opportunity and accepted the reservation.

It doesn’t matter what is correct. It is a gift from our best trickster gods at their peak, and we just have to accept it and hug it in our hearts with joy that by some miraculous path Rudy Giuliani gave what he claimed. be a crucial press conference. national significance to a landscaping company that was, in a painful reflection of its recent career, stuck between a porn store and a crematorium. And, honestly, I can’t fault Giuliani for being adjacent to porn. I’ve been there and it’s a space where a lot of people live a lot more honestly than Giuliani has been lately. But I’ll tell you from experience: this is not a place you want to end up by accident.

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