Val enjoys writing prose with rhymes always leaving a message of a truism of life in every room.
Let me admit it, my friends – I’m so into my original reasoning that by the time I die I’m forced to say something like: Let’s see now, what is the other way to experience this event. “
I’m just not buying the obvious, the customary, the common sense – not denying the factual reality, but looking for a possible, and sometimes more life-giving, alternative interpretation of it.
I’m a guy who believes we’ve been genetically modified by aliens; and I believe we live in a simulated reality; and I believe my ever-changing consciousness is a mini-god in the mini-galaxy of atoms that make up my body. Stuff like that.
And now that you know who you’re dealing with here, let me offer you some friendly options: 1) go get something else to read, maybe this new pancake recipe will do; 2) read on just to get more reasons not to like me; and 3) keep reading because you are a forgiving and curious type.
Then you may need this forgiving quality, as I am about to challenge some widely accepted positions on some popular topic. And by the way, that’s only part of my opus – some rhymed, some not – bloated with similar weird interpretations.
So, buckle up and let me take you on a little literary journey through my strange world of alternate interpretations. The following three things apparently don’t have much in common by the topics they explore, but there is one small common denominator: misinformation.
How did the F word become obscene?
It must have appeared from one source
because I cannot imagine it as a “linguistic innovation”
must have been a pissed off guy of course
in the works of a genius to come with this creation.
So he whispered that word with a great mission
to make it universal for all crappy moods
caused by a crappy accident or crappy condition
well, that’s how this guy was divinely creative.
“Fk” has never, never been mentioned, God forbid
in holy places where even “holy shit” cannot be said
but any other time when you want to blow your lid off
like, when your car has a flat tire, go for it.
There is this religious version of “saint fk”
but again it is only used between denominations
and that might affect all your good luck
but it is well tolerated during psych sessions.
Nevertheless, a question torments my mind
How the hell did the world agree without remorse
using the word as an evil, mean and obscene genre
afterwards it must come from this single source.
It wasn’t like a suggestion from Webster
so how did he manage to spread
I know it’s not a live or die question
but it continues to buzz in this head.
Is childhood innocent or just ignorant?
We have seen jealous and mean children
including all the bullies and selfish kids
spoiled and with a not so clean heart
those egocentric, lazy cats.
Everybody’s talking about this innocent age
like angels or a wide open book
when it’s nothing but an ignorant step
just topped off with this adorable, empty look.
You can have fun with such a cute lion cub
because it does not know its future real size
oblivious to his true nature which is so raw
something you only see in his wild eyes.
We adore children with our protective hearts
all these helpless babies who depend on us
all this until they start playing too smart
demanding or refusing, starting to fuss.
There are also adults of the immature gender
escape adulthood and all its stress
scrambling everything that comes to their mind
displaying an incoherent childish disorder.
We have all seen a few of this breed
“spontaneous”, with this childish charm
apparently innocent and carefree indeed
but just ignorant enough to cause harm.
Homosexuality is good, but it’s not natural
since nature insists everywhere on procreation
well, human warmth has become much more innovative
and I will be the last to ring the bells of a provocation.
Going to a pride parade must be awesome
a sort of establishment wickedness, so liberating
if something similar was for straight couples
I would bring those tired old groins to this party.
Just watch these loving doves, try not to be jealous
those hot sisters and those even hotter brothers
all kinds of proud girls and worthy guys
like nothing in the world ever bothers.
It used to be considered something sick
then all research stopped before it even started
good, because there is no science about reasoning cock
it’s like getting smart when someone yawns or farts.
Don’t be shocked by my graphic speech
these are all words that you have used many times
I’m surely not here to criticize or mock
if the president can swear, it is not a crime.
Without homosexuals the world is not complete
it’s a historic trend that no one could defeat
because love is blind and always so sweet
as long as we meet good sex.
© 2021 Val Karas
Val Karas (author) from Canada on March 02, 2021:
Umesh – Thanks, I’m glad you found this interesting.
Umesh Chandra Bhatt from Kharghar, Navi Mumbai, India on March 02, 2021:
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